artist statement
this is just basically giving you an idea of my sexiest weirdest emotional art. basically what we have here are a few shapes here and there. this is important because art critics look for that sort of thing every now and then. my shapes have this certain feeeling to them, like they are flying in space imagination preferred customer sexy weird abyss…my truest relational aesthetic immersion…nice candles.
if we notice the man is holding his knee. this is a metaphor. if you also notice the dog is there sitting next to him. this is a metaphor for something else entirely. my work is metaphors for gender and the male gaze. also when combined with my emotions we get a hard hitting packing the punch down the Suwannee River, whereby wetness is preferred and subjugated.
well you know let’s step back and really look at this piece. my art is exploring the thing that matters most to me- my inner feelings and feelings so fancy free. as if i was dancing to the rhythm of the heart of the jungle drum dancer…i am a free breeze smelling great like laundry…i am the clothespin of the planet…the cake of the earth…the coca-cola of corn syrup coca-cola commingled recyclables.
my emotions play a big role in my artmaking. i usually start with an emotion and end up in another one. this is what is most exciting about art to me- the emotion and starting with one and ending up in another one. i feel like cat food–sitting in a can waiting for a can opener—waiting to get poured into a bowl of emotions and feelings. yum, gotta admit.
my sexy weird interesting art is a direct reflection of the international space station. unity, peace, love, and resprect. wishing everyone the best on this special day. if i die tomorrow at least i said a few things.
Many people know I am a world renowned interior designer with my bone to bone approach to solving problems off the clock. IKEA needed a chair for me because of my chill down to earth approach and my dog is pretty chill he doesn’t bite.
IKEA: How long have you been interior designing?
h: You know I like to say I added a carpet to my first house
IKEA: Were you always born with stylings in mind?
h: Yeah
IKEA: True
h: Yeah
IKEA: How do you approach interior designing?
h: Basically, where can I get from Point A to Point Beautiful. Can I put a plant on the rug and how is “the vibe”
IKEA: Tell us more about the Assplänk
h: ok
my essay
this art was created by me specifically for myself. this is an original piece of artwork with the latest stylings. most artists might say, “where cvan i copy past”, no, what a loss. this is an original 100% Jesus Savior artwork, usually dependent on structural image quality is passe, quickly look off the image after interesting peaks. there have been many imitations, take comfort in this as it is original, become a street artist with an original artworks.
in this digital age we need to write essays. i love writing essays because they feel so damn good my man!!!!!!! phew!!!!! i’m wearing my summer shirt….feeling summer shirt fresh off the wall. this is as good as it grits gets my main friends always know that. i feel so passion i just want to experience life as if wellll i don’t know very mcxuh ….. PLEASE DONT HIRE ME!!!! I have a repulsive odor coming from a sore in my mouth from eating corn syrup all the time.
basically my art is about gender and other things like feeling sad, i love my art and think everyone should just buy it right up!!!! i am a very passionate young artist looking for grants baby!!!!!! like banksy, banksy is my hero because he won a grant from the Nastional Endowment of the Arts and he can paint mouses on my my most popular walls. a true hero sis!!!! basically my art… so to give you an idea it’s basically jsut me and my emotion. straight raw uncut. this is me and i’m not afraid to die actually bubba!!!!! bubba BABy!!!!!! get fucked!!!! i love having a great time and spreading love to all of my haters,, please….hate me….i need that because i feel nbetter, hi hateR! have you seen my art and do you hate it !! haha bANKSY BABY!!!!!!!!! haha my art is basically just getting to the races…this is me and this is my fdeepest inner feelings and my life and i did a self portrait because i am imspired by these colors and vibrancy in life.
take for instance a tree…brown right? no i actually see a tree and think wow what if the tree and it was so blue it blended in with picasso’s early paintings. let me talk about picasso for a little bit. so picasso was an artist who enjoyed everything from this to that. basically i’m inspired by picasso for all the art he made, can you really believe my art can be as good as art school ???
basically i went to art school and became afraid to experience life so i got an MFA and i just feel so much better now because my art is a great starting point for difficult topics like just getting your first paycheck.
basically i want the world to know that yes, i have been online and today i drew a picture, i am in love with life and this is me.
